The Exceedingly Boring Life of Nathan
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mcdonalds is the most soporific burger chain because
1. the shared architecture at mcdonalds joints suggests a recurring dream
2. McD’s capitalizes off of highway exits so you often enter at night during long drives, when you’re in a trancelike, hypnagogic state
3. if you eat enough burgey you get tired
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes
i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water
that was a classic that was a classic
It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift
He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.
I FOUND IT!!
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this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
GOOD ADVICE
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“no one will read a book if the character is gay.”
Someone just told me that no one would read my novel if the main character is gay.
Like or reblog if you would READ OR BUY A BOOK WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS HOMOSEXUAL.
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pewdiepie fans really be like “he apologizes in between every racist thing he does”
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a conversation with god.
“You seem like a cool guy”
😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece
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